random things
Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 -- 17:55

a business man and a blondie
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, T-G-I-FHe smiled at her and replied,"S-H-!-T. She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.He again answered,"S-H-!-T."The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-!-T."The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"The man answered, "'S-H-!-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.

is kind of lame but is funny in a way

oh this is for you

If there's one thing that I truly love,
One thing that I desire -
It's my lovely computer,
That sets my heart on fire!

Forget a Mother-in-Law,
It's got the perfect motherboard!
It caters to my every whim,
And makes me feel adored!

It never seems to gets jealous,
Even when I look at handsome men;
In fact, my wonderful computer
Helps me look for pics of them!

I can go shopping with it,
Whenever I so choose;
Even when most stores are closed,
The internet we'll cruise!

It's got the greatest memory,
It never forgets a thing!
Oh yes, the desk chair is my throne,
And my computer is my king!

I love my computer

for my friends who are feeling down ( that is if you are )

Hey, you!
Yes, you.
Someone thinks
that YOU are pretty special.
Someone knows that
YOU have had a really awful day.
Someone believes that
YOU are badly in need of
Warm Fuzzies

I WANNA BE BUGGED BY YOU
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/5960

i wanna be bugged by you
just you, and nobody else but you
i wanna be bugged by you, i do
just you, and nobody else but you
i wanna be buuged by you
just you, and nobody else but you
i wanna be bugged by you
ba doop ba doop ba doop ba doop
boop boop da doop

the bug is so cute