chinese new year & jokes
Sunday, Feb. 06, 2005 -- 22:51

The Bull and the Turkey

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey.
"But I just haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

*i just got this for an e-mail*

**chinese new year holiday**
anyway i don't really noe what i want to write in this entry anyway is chinese new year holiday i am so happy i can finally get away from school no more test no more homework for a week anyway i kind of change my web layout isn't it awesome9 ( my new awesome word)anyway but the picture doesn't really suit my mood ( i spend ages on choose the best one at the end i came up with this) but other than that i am happy ok now i am just waiting for jay to give me the html for my song if he is even answering lol my tv thingy is starting see ya guys have a happy chinese new yea gong xi fa cai people!! btw people dido white flag!!

** blonde joke

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"